Very carefully.
Alone.
With a can opener
Using a pencil sharpener
As quickly as possible
Slowly and carefully.
With a friend.
With someone you love.
Just don't do it.
Just do it.
Not alone.
With help.
With a screwdriver.
With a spoon.
With a fork.
With a knive.
Using a toaster.
In the woods.
Under the bed.
In bed.
In the kitchen.
In the living room.
In the back seat of the car.
I wouldn't know how to do that. 
I'm not the person you should be asking.
Don't ask me.
Beats me.
In plain view.
Freely.
With a large audience.
With a small audience. 