msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : Your front porch collapses and kills more than six dogs. Less than half the cars you own run.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : Your house has more milage than your car.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : If you have appeared on TV more than 7 times just to explain a tornado.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Patrolman to kiss her ass.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : If you go to a family re-union just to meet women.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : Your family tree doesn't fork.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : If you have ever financed your tatoo (two more payments, this tatoo is mine!).
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : Your wife's hairdo has ever been caught on a ceiling fan.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : Your mother has ever been involved in a fistfight at a high school sporting event.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : The neighbors started a petition about your Christmas lights.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : Your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for Best Picture.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : The rear tires on your car are twice as wide as the front.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You consider True Story or Field and Stream deep reading.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You prominently display a gift purchased at Graceland.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You prominently display a gift you CLAIM was purchased at Graceland.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : The diploma hanging in your den includes the words, "Trucking Institute".
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : Your mother keeps a spit-cup on the ironing board.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : The most common phrase heard at your family reunion is, "What the hell are YOU looking at, sh1thead?"
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You think beef sticks and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You think the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention ever.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : Your matchbook doubles as a toothpick.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : Your richest relative needed help taking the wheels off his new house.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You ever cut grass and found a car.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You think the stock market has a fence around it.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : Your boat has not left the briveway in 15 years.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You refer to the time you won a free case of motor oil as "the day my ship came in."
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : Your entire family has ever had to sit around waiting on a call from the Governor to spare a loved one.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : Your grandmother has ever been asked to leave the bingo hall because of her language.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : Someone asks, "Where's your bowling bag?" and you answer, "She's at home."
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : Birds are attracted to your beard.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You've ever hit a deer with your car.....deliberately.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You clean your fingernails with a pocket knife.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : There are more than 5 McDonald's bags currently in the floorboard of your car.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : The tail light covers of your car are made of red tape.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You've ever bathed with flea & tick soap.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know you're a redneck if : You think "taking out the trash" means taking your inlaws to a movie!
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult A Southern Redneck's Seven Course Dinner: Possum and a six pack!
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult How do msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult You know a Redneck?  The child calls her father "Uncle Daddy"
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult Redneck foreplay: "Get in the truck, bitch."
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult Redneck foreplay: (Nudge) "Are you awake?"
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult Redneck love -- It's a Family affair.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult Redneck marriage proposal.........YER WHUT!!??????
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult Redneck pickup line: "Hey, you look like my sister."
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult Redneck: (n); a person whose family tree doesn't fork.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult URA Redneck if you keep your thermostat on 85 in the winter.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult URA Redneck if Bill Clinton is the most intelligent man you've seen.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult URA Redneck if Hilary Clinton is the prettiest woman you've seen.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult URA Redneck if Jack Daniels makes your list of admired people.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult URA Redneck if Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult URA Redneck if after making love you ask your date to roll down the window.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult URA Redneck if all of your four-letter words are two syllables
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult URA Redneck if common household phrase is "Somebody jiggle that".
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult URA Redneck if directions to your house include "Turn off the paved road."
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult URA Redneck if kudzu is in your family crest.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult URA Redneck if less than half the cars you own run.
msg = $+ $me %peep.to.insult URA Redneck if taxidermist bill exceeds annual income.
