No
I doubt it
Ask later
Yes
Yuppers
Uh-Huh
nope
Never
For sure
Definatly
Doubtful
More then likely
Not likely
Do I have to tell you everything?
I bet not
I'd bet on it
Dont count on it
Count on it. 
Yes to the question, and yes that you have talents to become a Spice Girl.
I don't care. I'm still trying to picture you in yellow speedos and leather.
yes of course, and stop looking at those porno sites!
would I get lucky if I said yes?
ummm....gay question...so I'm not answering.
Yeah whatever.
WTF?? HELL NO!!
ummm I think soo..errr wait...maybe not...hmm ok my answer is NO...I think.
Ohhh yeah.
Don't see it happening.
You bet your muffins!
NO!
YES!
probably.
Sure, why not.
How the HELL should I know?!?!?
Ask me later, ok?
Ask me again later...gotta take a dump.
Not sure about that one.
Umm it is very likely. 
Ask your doctor.
Yes of course.
No chance in hell.
Yes...its coming clearer now...yes I see it...yup your screwed.
My programming tells me no.
My programming tells me yes.
And birds fly.
You must search your inner child for this answer.
You must look deep in your feminine side for this answer.
OH GAWD YES!
OH GAWD NO!
You bet your butt baby! *slap*
Sorry no
yah when hell freezes over.
Its your lucky day.
Gimmie a hug and ask me again.
Gimmie a kiss and ask me again.
How much money will you give me if I say yes?
How much money will you give me if i say no?
I thought I already answered this question?
not gonna tell yeah.
I'm too damn lazy to tell you.
GAWD!! Thats such a stupid question!!
I think so.
I don't think so.
maybe
perhaps.
You will not like the answer to that question.
No way I'm gonna tell you...your such a dork.
I don't want to talk to you!
Thats really a dumb question.
affirmative.
negative.
Not in your life time.
not in a million years.
Do animals have sex?
conditions look favorable.
You got me.
Yup.
Nahhh.
Oh great another stupid question...sheesh.
Uh, you are soo like gay!
good question, but no.
good question, and the answer is yes.
Yes.
No.
hehehe NO!
hehehe YUP!
alas no
uhh huh
uhh unh
who am I to know?
Do I look like a psychic to you?
Go call psychic friends network or something.
I'm busy right now, go away.
It will happen.
It will never happen.
Yeah right...in your dreams.